You better slow down before you go down

This woman keeps calling and bugging the sh*t out of me. I actually had to take a tone with her. And you don't want that from me. No sir/ma'am... you do not. My "tone" will make you feel like less than a person. It's like a forceful gust of wind that will knock the phone right out of your hand. F*ck. While I was typing this, two more people called and pissed me off. I hate you all. I'm going to talk about something else now. Last night I had the saddest of all dinners...crackers. I think they feed you better in prison. At least there you get a tray sectioned off with different food groups (actually all that comes to mind is mashed potatoes). I think...I only know from the movies, not personal experience. Today I have $1 which I will use to get a Subway sandwich, thanks to their little stamp system. I have completely filled out a card...now I only have to purchase a drink to reap the benefits. Time has stopped. It's been 10:40 for the past 10 minutes. I look forward to the days when I don't have to work, like when I'm 80. And probably in a retirement home. And complaining about how my kids don't come visit me. Those little bastards, I gave them everything! That's okay, I'll just talk to other people's kids. That's a depressing thought. FYI...the title is my new favorite quote, c/o Emily who stole it from someone else. I like things that rhyme. I don't really know what context I can use this in...I guess maybe if I wanted to kick someon's a**. Please, I'm about as tough as a Furbie. We all know I'd use Ashley for self defense purposes...she's 5'2" of pure fury. Espcially when she invokes the dragon.
Reagan